a little mother’s day humour !

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.” -Carrie Snow

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.” -Laurie Kuslansky

“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.” -Rhonda Handsome

“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” -Charlotte Whitton

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” -Jennifer Unlimited

“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.” -Sue Grafton

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” -Maryon Pearson

“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.” -Margaret Thatcher

“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.” -Gloria Steinem